The Ultimate Story [5 Words]

Concept was taken from GamerHold's Forum Game topic "3 word story" and WiiUnite's topic "Ultimate Story - 4 words"

Ok, so this is a story, you can only say 5 words in each of your posts. This story is supposed to flow somewhat but im sure it will end up not making much sense at all

Please don't double post because that just ruins it.

So lemme start it off.

Once upon a time, Beyer

Sucked My Huge Fat Pen0r

and bit it hard too

and eventually swallowed its tip.

Beyer prefers needle pen0r, so

he ended up chewing mud

mud that was actually cock

, Saints pen0r after consuming steroids

Shriveled up and fell off.

Became the feared super pen0r.

and numbered over nine thousand!!!!

Then got eaten by Moths

And then got pooped out

Then got eaten again.

Then got pooped out again.

Ryan was feeling depressed so

(5 words you idiots, 5 words)

Then thrown up as a(n)

Evil monkey that liked brains

so it had 3 implanted

Its head then blew up.

But many penors still remained

Until the birds ate them

Now Birds have penis's outside

Then got eaten by moths.